OBITUARY

Sara Wilkenson
On Wednesday, April 3, 2013, of Slimey Stone. Daughter of Joe and Mary; sister of James Wilkenson, Jean Harby, and Dolores Devin. Friends received at the JOHN JONES FUNERAL HOME,123 Main Street, Slimey Stone on Friday from 2-4 and 6-8 p.m.

Unfortunately, Sara dropped dead as Heather Rabold stopped formulating her thoughts at 12:34pm, Wednesday.  Heather, frustrated with the suddenness of her static character's sudden dynamic development and bored with her predictable path, decided to give Sara an unexpected end.